So I had this crazy ass dream at around 3 in the morning. I can’t stop thinking about it.
It was short and sweet. In the dream, I was having naked fun with Greg…my ex. I was infront of him (on my knees I guess) and all of a sudden he just took like a little half a step back and shot out all of this delectable, hot, cum. I mean, it was as if someone were squeezing a Capri sun juice box or something. It was so much. So me being the type of girl I am, just stuck out my chest and told/begged him to squirt it all over me. He obliged, and then I woke up. Now, I’m at work squeezing my legs together. Damn I have to get some dick soon.
Too much info? Oh well.
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LMAO @ "Too much info?? Oh Well"
Gurl that dream was supposed to be the other way around....Y-O-U should'a been the one gettin' yours off.
Hmpff... Just like a dude to make sure HE finishes first!!! [LOL]
lmao...I completely agree with MsB!
Ha! Damn,
I didn't even think of it that way Ladies!
What da hell?
Ok...wait a minute...
*leaves to make sure I have the right blog...comes back*
NIC!!! Giiirrrl...what done got into you? Or should I ask what NEEDS to get into you (or on you...which eva you prefer LOL)
I think the reason you're so turned on by the dream is cuzz, like me, you get turned on by knowing you turn your man on...knaw imeen?
I take dreams as a sign of what's yet to come...
(nic gon get some dick...nic gon get some dick...hehehe)
Nic,
Let me be the first to offer my services to your current dilemna. I will gladly shoot you with something sticky and hot anytime. I would also like to inform you, that I also have no problem doing everything in my power to help you with MsB's recommendation.
Thank You for Your Consideration
and
Glad to be of SERVICE to you.
That is all ;)
What in the cum shot hell? LMMFAO! I am so done! *giggling all the way out*
Dang girl, don't you keep some booty calls on the side??? geeez...
I laughed and laughed and then told my roommate, who laughed so hard he nearly choked.
dang, Nic. You're the best. Dang.
I am dying over here! LOVE IT! Here's to hoping you get some SOON!!!!!!! ;)
Damn that was pretty hot!!!
Bygbaby
Well Damn Nic!! I think I do too now!!! LOL
Oh damn. I'm going to get fired now, so I may as well comment. LOL Whoa!! That lot of cum sounds like you better keep any penis you come in contact with wrapped up reeeeal tight otherwise, a bambino might be in your near future if you aren't using pharmaceuticals to keep those ninja sperm at bay. LOL Sheesh! lol
LMAO...for two reasons, one this is just funny and two, to think, your from Philly and so am I. The thought of Philly not being that damn big and several Gregs come to mind now that I'm thinking about it. Oh boy! So glad that I can dismiss any further thoughts cause I'm married thank god not to a greg either. Just for a sigh of relief and so that I can stop going through my mental rol-a-dex of guys name greg that I have ever come in contact with, tell me that's a fake name, even if you lie to me. lol
~A~
LOL...
I feel you a 1000% :)
@ Kiki,
Yup it’s the right blog, so stay ya ass right here. LOL!
I’ve always been this way, but for one reason or another shy away from exposing the juicy tidbits here. And yes “into” or “on”…either one is fine, because me likey both. Also, you’re exactly right, knowing a man’s about to bust always turns me on. I like to see it, I like to touch it, I like it on me, and I like it in me. I’m a big freak, when it comes to stuff like that, and the idea of being covered in ALL OF THAT hot sticky liquid ecstasy! .............. *crossing legs again*
@ JP,
Well thank you for the speedy offer. I might be contacting you. Just remember…What happens in the blogosphere stays in the blogosphere! *wink.....(squeezing my thighs together)*
@ Monie,
Don’t leave! LOL! I promise to behave. *uncrossing my legs*
@ Black Mamba,
There are a few people who have been offering their services (besides JP up there) but it’s so weird to think of laying down with anyone besides the dude because he’s the only one I’ve been with since 02’. It’s a scary world out there, and I’m not just talking about dudes with weak shots! LOL!
@ Thea,
I owed you a good laugh!
@ Tanyetta,
Thank you, and with the way these dreams have been hitting me, it’s gonna HAVE to be “SOON”!
@ Bygbaby,
If only you could have seen it. If I ever hit the lottery, I’m gonna get myself a dick shaped water fountain....to sit on!
@ Khoney330,
One of us has to get it! lol!
@ Sugar,
Noooooooooooooo babies! Condoms & Depo-shots all around!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha “ninja sperm” See, that’s what I hate about not being in a committed relationship. Gotta ALWAYS have the man strap up. I don’t know about the rest of the ladies out there, but I friggin hate a condom.
@ Philly’s andrea,
Hey thanks for visiting, but sorry….I only protect the names of the innocent here. Okay, okay since you’re a newbie to my blog (and I’m such a people pleaser), his name isn’t Greg. His real name starts with a “T”. Hope that’s better for you. For your own personal state of mind though, don’t read back to the older post. LOL!
@ Ms. Confessions,
Yeah at this point, I kinda feel sorry for the next dude I bed. Hope he keeps Gatorade in stock, cause I’m trying to drain a dudes life force.
yes TMI...girl but its all good... thats what the blog world is all about... a lot of too much information...lol
"If I ever hit the lottery, I’m gonna get myself a dick shaped water fountain....to sit on!" Hell nall!!! LOL
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