Friday, October 5, 2007

A letter to Ms. Jones.


Marion Jones, why are you trying to destroy me?

I’ve never done anything to you, and still you decided to give me the migraine headache of all times this morning?

I staggered around my house trying to wake up enough, so that I wouldn’t drown myself in the shower, and while listening to the news, I hear that you plan to admit to steroid use!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

After all those accusations, and all that denying??????

Immediately, I felt let down and embarrassed. At first I thought that it might be a racial thing. You know…. as an African American woman, I got that “she set us back” feeling.

But then, after a little time, I realized that that wasn’t the case at all. Race couldn’t have been my issue, because I didn’t care at all when that Barry Bonds steroid case came to light. And he’s a man of color.

My migraine came from this………..


YOU GOT ME MARION JONES!


You tricked me into believing that you were wrongly accused of using drugs. I was on your side. I defended your image during all the speculation. And you were lying through your baby teeth. You’re a cheat and a liar and I hate you!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, okay, …….. lol. That was a little extreme and childish so I take that back. I’m sorry, it’s just that, I hate to be wrong. Anyway...that's all I have to say.


Thanks for nothing,
Nic



p.s. Kick rocks!

24 comments:

anonymousnupe said...

I feel you, Nic, but just to protect yourself in the future, if you hear that an athlete is even suspected of being a user you should proly consider them guilty. In fact, whenever I see an athlete, especially in track and field, just totally dominate, I assume they’re juiced. Keeping with that theory, I think Flo Jo was juiced. Women just don't come built like that; I don't care how hard you work. (But I'm like that when I get called for jury duty, too. I figure that if it made it all the way to trial, dude must be guilty. That's just the way I am.)

I figured MJ was using pretty much the very first time I laid eyes on her, with her cute ‘lil canine teeth. Unfortunately, I think 99% of 'em are on the stuff. I mean, you have to be in order for the U.S. to even have a chance against the rest of the world these days.

You're too smart to put your faith in man...or woman, Nic.

dc_speaks said...

im a former tracklete so i'm definitely hurt. I have loved her as an athlete since she came out.

oh well, i must push on and wait for the next "great one"

Nic said...

@ Anonymousnupe,
"I think Flo Jo was juiced" ...... Really? I thought about her too this morning, but I was hoping that wasn't the case. Dang I need a shero!

Oh well......

@ DC,
She just looks so innocent! Even with the 12 pack and the thick neck. Damn, I hate a liar and a cheat!

Keelah said...

{And you were lying through your baby teeth}...bWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA! You are TOO MUCH! I just really embarrassed myself reading this post! I cant stop laughing!!! And girl...if their neck is big...and their face is strong...they prolly injecting something. Sad to say...:(

Nic said...

@ Keelah,
I'm so disillusioned right now. Oh well another one bites the dust. Tiny toddler bites……but bites all the same.

Unknown said...

I agree, she should have took that to her grave, after ALL the denying she did. Now she wants to come clean? Hope for a more positive reason. I don't agree with the theory that women aren't built like that. I know women who already have a well-toned physique, naturally. Once they really start working out they get those "big necks."
My sister and I ran track (actually at the Penn-Relays...and for Keystone, damn I miss Philly) and she was fast as lightning and she had those natural "man-muskles" :) Nice Blog

Keelah said...

Tiny toddler bites! Dude you are going to get me fired!!!!! ahahhahahaahahahahaah

anonymousnupe said...

mis understood, if you see another female track athlete with the proportions that Flo Jo had, I guarantee (99.99%) you she's on something or has been on something. Tons of them are cut and strong and all that (like you, I’ve been around them all my life…still am), but even the most rigorous Arizona State-esque track regimen won't make a woman a freak like Flo Jo was. It's just not in your genes...unless they've been altered by andro or something. I ain’t hatin’; it’s just the reality of the matter. Lots of folks on the circuit knew Flo Jo was using. It’ll come out one day. Watch.

Unknown said...

anon: your entitled to your opinion, I didn't say those two didn't use, I said I didn't agree that women can't look like that unless they're on something. I just know women who haven't and ARE cut like that.

*Tanyetta* said...

LOL at----you were lying through your baby teeth

you are toooooooo funny!

anonymousnupe said...

Yeah, I know some, too, MU...body-builder types, though, not female track athletes. That was the distinction I was making. You don't get like that on a clean track program...unless you were once a man. Thanks for entitling me to my opinion, LOL.

Nic said...

@ Mis understood,
Yes to the grave. Deny, deny, deny.
To look at her....she didn't even seem THAT diesel! You know. It looked attainable.


@ Keelah,
Oooh girl, don't do that. I don't have any pay-pal money. LOL!

Don said...

Good read. I'm under the belief that she wouldn't have admitted it if her man hadn't snitched on her. But me and you both still have love for her.

Ms. Confessions said...

All I ask is why LIE?

I'd rather you own up to your mistake, than straight up lie about it. There are no words you can say, other than dont trust shit that comes out of my mouth. HAHA

KIKI said...

Lmao...I know how you feel, nic! Doesn't that just get your goat(what the hell does that mean anyway...)?

You aint got to lie, Craig...You ain't got to lie...LOL

Miz JJ said...

It was soooo obvious she cheated to me. I think all track stars are cheats though.

Nic said...

@ Don,
Thanks! Was it her first or second husband? I heard that both of them are kind of’ skuzzy. And no…..I don’t have any love for her. I wish I had her on my blog roll…………so I could take her off. LOL!

@ Ms. Confessions,
Yes! Exactly! I would have rather she’d done this years ago, when they first questioned her. Then I might have believed that she thought it was flack seed oil. You don’t deny flack seed oil for 5 years though! You prolly also don’t snort it .

@ Kiki,
Yeah….I don’t really know what that means either, but I know what YOU mean, lol!
“You aint got to lie, Craig...You ain't got to lie...” Hahahaha!

To steal another line from Friday…….

“Uhh-Uh! You think you’re slick mutha-f#%$er. Well ask THAT bitch!”

This is what Marion’s been saying for the last 5 years.

@ Miz jj,
Dang, I’m the last to know.
Whamp-whamp-whamp!

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

at least she was humble and contrite - unlike dog fighter number one (i wont call no names).

Nic said...

@ Torrance,
That's true. When she finally did fess up.

dc_speaks said...

**waving**

Miss Snarky Pants said...

So much for the words...That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!!! [LOL]

I dunno...Perhaps her conscious was getting the best of her.

Keelah said...

So tell me WHY DO I KEEP READING THIS POST??? Just for the baby teeth comment? hahahahhaaaaaah

Nic said...

@ Keelah,

Hahahaha!!!!!!!! You are soooooo silly!

Nic said...

@ Ms. B,
She's going on my Justin Timberlake list.

@ Keelah - again,
I wanna just say...... "PULL YA GUMMS UP!" to her.

Am I wrong though?