Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Another Interesting Conversation.
This is a conversation that I had just a few hours ago with a visiting supervisor who’s been helping me out for the week. We were talking about his 23 year old niece who lives with, and is spoiled by, her dad.
Me: Damn! She gets to sleep on till’ 2pm every day? And her father pays for everything! Car note, insurance, hair nails, rent……Wow, that’s the life. I can’t even relax after work. When I leave here I go to the gym, and when I get home there’s always cleaning to do.
NG: You go to the gym?
Me: Yeah.
NG: The gym? Why do you go to the gym? You’re skinny!
Me: I need to tone up and work on my stamina.
NG: Why?
Me: For this job I’m trying to get. It's in a field where I'll be required to be a lot more active.
NG: What field are you trying to get into?
Me: (straight-faced) Pornography.
NG…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
(Fumbling) Ahhh. Oh. I uhh………………. (Looking conflicted confused and intrigued)
Me: Just kidding. Law enforcement…..You can breathe now.
I wish y'all could have seen his face. HILARIOUS!!!!
Have a good one people.
Peace
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15 comments:
Hahahah TOO FUNNY! I'm sure that his face was priceless!
Gotdayum that's funny as hell!! Lord, I wish I could have seen that!!! He'll be telling that story for days! LOL
Camera phones were made for moments like that. I bet the look was priceless.
So, no concerns about talking to dude about a job that you'd be leaving your current place of employment in order to pursue? That's what struck me first. Then I tried to visualize you in your 'lil tight cop uniform, blouse buttons 'bout to burst open, and you frisking this big, black Idris Elba-lookin' buck in a dark parking lot one night during a "routine stop," as a cheesy electric-drum-driven soundtrack kicked in...
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LOL knowing me, I would of offered to get your video resume started.
LMBAO!!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!! Girl...you ain't EVEN right for that!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Aw what the hell...[SURE YOU WERE]
WIsh I could have seen it!!!
Hahahah! Sounds like somethin' I would have said, well the spoiled girl probably will be checkin' out the porno avenue when it becomes apparent that she has no skills and wouldn't know how to be independent to save her life.. Can you say Paris? :}
ROFLMBAO!!! That was hecka funny! I could just see his face.
Damn funny. I imagine he went away with his mind working overtime and told the story to some of his friends over a beer. Worse - they probably got confused and imagined a porno star with a law uniform and cuffs.
(NO I did NOT)
LOL... keep it up because a person close to me is in law enforcement and she has me working out with her all the time (I be pretending), but its required of her so I am just there for support.
oh that is GOLD.
I tried the same thing when someone asked me where I'm going for my vacation. I answered, "nudist colony" but I can't keep a straight face.
lol...well u would have needed the stamina. it was a valid quick thought.
good one though
AHHHH LOL
You are too crazy!!!!
I wish you had taken a pic of his face.
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