Thursday Night Road- Whore

6am – 3pm Worked
3am – 3:30 Drove home
3:30 – 4pm Hung out with two of my god-kids
4pm – 7:30 Mowed the lawn, weed-whacked the edges, pulled weeds in the driveway & in the front of the house, trimmed the bush by the curb, used the leaf blower for all the acorns and crap, swept, and sprayed down the pavement.
7:30 – 8:15 Took a shower and put on some p.j.'s.
8:15 – 8:45 Sat down and tried not to think about how hungry I was.
- 8:45 Got up, went outside (noticed there was already trash in-front of the house) and drove to Wendy’s to get a salad and some nuggets. While I was out that way I filled up my tank, and dropped off a movie I had rented last week. (Yes I still had my PJ’s on)

So I’m driving home, and I get stopped at a red light. There were two cars in-front of me and no cars in the lane to my right. A car pulls up in the right hand lane and stops right next to my car instead of pulling all the way up to the light. Ladies you know what it was hittin’ for.
Anyway I didn’t turn around I just kept singing along to my music and waiting for the light to change.

I’m a naturally fast driver, so I take off as soon as the light changes. Dude was on my heels though, and followed me from lane to lane. What a Tackball. The next light we got stopped at brought more of the same thing. He even tried beeping.The light changes and I'm off again.

There’s nothing but open road (really just street) in-front of us. I don’t know how fast we were going but we were within the speed limit.
There wasn’t anyone behind me for a while, so I just stopped. Don’t you know this fool stopped too? Right next to me! So you know I had to play stop and go with him for a little bit longer? LOL!
I decided that I would at least look over to see who it was. I was already laughing my a** off. I look, and to my surprise he looked very familiar. It is the same dude that was trying to race me about two months ago on the other side of town. I guess that’s his m.o.. Haha! So I roll my window down because at this point I was curious to hear what he was going to say. He looked at me and said

Him: Hey, why don’t you let me take you to dinner tonight.
*I look over at at his BMW SUV…it’s nice, but I’m still not interested*
Me: No thanks, I just came from getting some junk food.
Him: Hey girl, don’t I know you?”
Me: Yep
Him: From what?
Me: Same thing as tonight. Driving.
Him: Oh! Can I talk to you?
Me: Sorry, I’m going this way. (make a left turn and wave “bye-bye”. I could not stop laughing at dude)


That s*** was so funny to me. I mean twice in the past 6 months. Does he have a thing for Mercury Sables, or is he just a road whore?

“Can I take you to dinner tonight?” What type of girls are going for this crap? I mean it’s a Thursday night, we’re in cars (still moving might I add) and I don’t even know him. His approach was all wrong.

Maybe I would have been impressed if he could have gotten in front of me, and made me stop.

Haha! Beat the speed racer though?............ Please!



Have a great weekend y'all.